1 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:16,766 ♪ Well, I don't know Why I came here tonight ♪ 2 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,811 ♪ Got the feelin' That somethin' ain't right ♪ 3 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:24,315 ♪ I'm so scared In case I fall off my chair ♪ 4 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:28,403 ♪ And I'm wondering How I'll get down the stairs ♪ 5 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:32,282 ♪ And there's clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right ♪ 6 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Here I am Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 7 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,998 ♪ Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you ♪ 8 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:43,543 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 9 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:56,139 ♪ Do you remember what you did? ♪ 10 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,640 ♪ What you did last night... ♪ 11 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,768 Cheese and crackers, Frankie. Take your turn. 12 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,937 Two of clubs. 13 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,691 Two of hearts. 14 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,448 Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti! 15 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:16,284 -GD it, Teddie! -Ha-ha. Too slow. 16 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,788 Hey, Robin, you're supposed to be napping. 17 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,290 I'm too old to nap. Let me play. 18 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:25,877 Kid, this is a very complicated game... of our own division. 19 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,671 -Devising. -Don't correct me. 20 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,173 Don't misuse words. 21 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:31,925 She's right, Robin. 22 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,427 It'd take years to teach you, decades even. 23 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,596 But I have candy! 24 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,808 You won't tell Mom we let you gamble? 25 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:42,894 I don't tell her you change into fast clothes before school. 26 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,479 Deal him in. 27 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,193 May I shuffle? 28 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:53,780 Apparently not. 29 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:07,627 Knee again? 30 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:11,172 -Knee again. -I'm sorry you're in pain, 31 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:15,009 but I hope the tools mean that you've finally considered my proposal 32 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,971 to replace the stairs with an indoor slide. 33 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,305 I'm fine. 34 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,725 And stop leaving blueprints by my bed. 35 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,772 You know I didn't do that, right? 36 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,774 I know. 37 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,276 For once. 38 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:34,404 The hinge is rusty and I think we have dry rot. 39 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,532 Are you gonna use that to climb onto the counter? 40 00:02:37,615 --> 00:02:40,368 No, I'm gonna use it to do an erotic dance. 41 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,036 Why don't we ask someone to help? 42 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,955 I can do it myself. 43 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:47,500 -But you aren't in any real shape-- -I'm fine! 44 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,712 Once you start asking other people to do things that you used to do, 45 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:55,091 it's just an indoor slide into the geriatric ward. 46 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:58,094 Boy, oh boy. Arlene really shook you up. 47 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:00,180 Oh... 48 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,057 Have you given any more thought to a replacement? 49 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,226 -For you? -For your knee. 50 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,730 Everything is under control. 51 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:13,359 It's just a simple matter of managing my pain, 52 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:14,611 which I do... 53 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,447 with a delicate cocktail... 54 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,490 of everything. 55 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:21,910 Anything in that pile for emotional pain? 56 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,580 Why? Did Liev Schreiber hurt himself at a celebrity golf tournament? 57 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,374 No, I just can't stop thinking about Teddie. 58 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,003 Aw, Frankie, it's hard, 59 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:35,215 but, you know, not all siblings are close. 60 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:39,010 I get a very impersonal Christmas E-Card every year from my brother, 61 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:41,221 and that's enough for both of us. 62 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,348 But Teddie and I were close. 63 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,475 I want that back again. 64 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,852 -You can have it with me. -Oh, Grace. 65 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:51,105 Sometimes I forget that within that ice sculpture of a whippet 66 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,942 beats the hot heart of my bosom friend. 67 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,276 I take it back. 68 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,988 No. I genuinely am asking for your advice. 69 00:03:59,072 --> 00:03:59,989 No jokesies. 70 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,243 You ambushed your sister. 71 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:08,957 So, why not try inviting her over for a friendly dinner instead? 72 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,959 That's a great idea. 73 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:14,087 I will ambush her with a dinner invitation! You can buffer. 74 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,338 I'll get our trench coats. 75 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,800 Enticing as that sounds, I'm headed to the hardware store. 76 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:22,512 I have a date with a broken piece of old wood. 77 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,305 Well, Nick will be jealous, 78 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,141 but I think it sounds like a much better match for you. 79 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,021 Sorry, you just teed me right up. 80 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,995 Hey, you busy? 81 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,329 In fact, I am. 82 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:51,833 Now that you've alienated our new friends... 83 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,795 I'm looking for other candidates on this website I've found 84 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,131 called Adult Friend Finder. 85 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,174 That is not what that's for. 86 00:05:01,342 --> 00:05:04,929 I forgot, you're the expert on adult friends. 87 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,724 Listen, I don't want to fight with you anymore, Sol. 88 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:09,767 I'm sorry about last night. 89 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,020 And? 90 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,938 And I shouldn't have talked to Oliver. 91 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,983 - And? - And I screwed up. 92 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:18,526 And? 93 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:21,487 And I'm out of things to apologize for, but... 94 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,823 I do have a peace offering. 95 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,617 Well, I don't know what kind of peace offering you could possibly... 96 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,579 What are those? 97 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,874 I booked us a luxury berth 98 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:37,170 on the world's premiere and only folk music cruise. 99 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,215 Both Tides Now ?! 100 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,341 Yes! 101 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,344 I've been dying to go on this cruise for years! 102 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,138 I know! I thought it sank. 103 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:51,225 No, that was its competitor, Hey, Mr. Tambourine Boat. 104 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:56,189 Both Tides Now is a floating stage for some of folk rock's greatest greats! 105 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,985 And for some of folk rock's greatest pretty-okays. 106 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,154 But you hate folk rock. 107 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,323 And cruises. You'll be in hell. 108 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:06,407 But I'll be with you. 109 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,869 I want us to have some quality time together. 110 00:06:09,952 --> 00:06:12,622 No jails, no jazz hands, just us. 111 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,166 What about The Music Man? How can you miss rehearsals? 112 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:16,209 I'm quitting. 113 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,921 But I thought you were enjoying assistant directing. 114 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:23,674 You mean assisting Peter while he ignores my notes or steals them? 115 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,719 Well, if you're not happy... 116 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:31,599 We'd get to eat pancakes shaped like Joan Baez... 117 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,769 with Joan Baez! 118 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:39,065 And Cobe Tobenz, the Charo of the Ozarks. If he's out of rehab. 119 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:40,149 Possibly? 120 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,276 I assume there will be drinks on this cruise? 121 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,822 -How does a Negroni Mitchell sound? -Like I'm gonna need a lot of them. 122 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,241 Oh, baby. 123 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,867 I gotta get out my folk wear. 124 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:55,331 Holy God, you two run fast. 125 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,708 Yeah, we've been running every day before AA. 126 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,377 And after AA. 127 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,089 -We have a lot of energy... -To get rid of. 128 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:08,344 Speaking of not having sex, I just got Anne of Green Gables on Blu-ray! 129 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,805 -Ooh! -Fancy a trip through Victorian Canada? 130 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,849 -Absolutely! -With me and Allison? 131 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:16,519 Absolutely wish I could, but, uh... 132 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,605 Nadia and I have a thing later. 133 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:20,982 No, we don't. 134 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,694 I have a movie makeup exam for my cosmetology class. 135 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:27,613 But as far as I know, you're totally free. 136 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:31,242 Anne of Green Gables and Allison. 137 00:07:31,325 --> 00:07:33,953 You're gonna have fun. 138 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:37,665 Okay, gotta go practice my scab work. 139 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:38,749 Bye, boys! 140 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:42,670 Wish you'd give Allison a shot. 141 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:47,592 It sucks having my best friend/brother hate my best friend/mother of my child. 142 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:50,428 -Come on, I don't hate her. -Then come over. 143 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:53,973 I am going to marry this girl. 144 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,475 I know. 145 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,436 Then spend some time with her. Make an effort. 146 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,813 She's more than just a collection of imaginary rashes. 147 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,482 Fine. I'll come over later. 148 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,358 For you. 149 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,195 And because these shorts, they don't wick moisture well, 150 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,655 so they tend to stink up the old tiny house. 151 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,782 You do not want to be in that hotbox. 152 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,412 Thanks, man. Really means a lot. 153 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,507 What the hell are you doing? 154 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,593 Inviting you to dinner! 155 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:33,387 How'd you even know I was gonna be here? 156 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,599 Well, when last we met, I intuited you needed a root canal. 157 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,351 And my suspicions were confirmed 158 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:42,939 when I snuck into your office this morning and saw it on your calendar. 159 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,649 You're blocking my car. 160 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:48,778 Teddie, I realize I approached things all wrong... 161 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,321 Hmm. You got that right. 162 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,989 ...by letting you escape. 163 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:57,036 I'd like to invite you to a formal, clearing the air dinner, chez moi. 164 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,121 No, thank you. 165 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:02,083 But I haven't given you my avails yet. 166 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,335 I don't need them. I'm not coming. 167 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:06,128 But I need us to talk. 168 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,713 Oh, what's there to talk about? 169 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,090 My wedding. 170 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,885 Oh, you mean when I said Sol was gay and I was right? 171 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,471 Oh, there, the air is cleared. May I go now? 172 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,431 I had a stroke. 173 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,226 And you're telling me this because...? 174 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,228 Because it scared the hell out of me. 175 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:25,773 I don't want to leave things unresolved with us. 176 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:30,570 So you are using the threat of your death to get me to come to dinner? 177 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,239 I am if it's working. 178 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:38,035 Things aren't unresolved, they just... are the way they are. 179 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:43,874 So, you'd be fine if I'd died with us not speaking to one another? 180 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,669 Well, why start now? You haven't been in my life for years. 181 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:50,590 And based on what's happening here, I think it's been better for it. 182 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,593 You know what? 183 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,345 I tried, Teddie. 184 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,640 I guess you don't care if I forgive you. 185 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,853 What did you say? 186 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,688 Enjoy the rest of your life. 187 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,456 Oh. Excuse me, ma'am? 188 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,793 Hi, for our differently-abled shoppers' convenience, 189 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,588 our scooter station is right there. 190 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:34,008 I'm not a scooter-cart person. 191 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,218 Do I look like a scooter-cart person? 192 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,473 If it's not too forward, I would like to say you look very beautiful today. 193 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:45,645 Why is Big Anthony waving at me? 194 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,314 Because he is having the time of his life. 195 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,984 Look, just tell me if you have this, uh... 196 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,613 This is a hinge for an indoor shutter. 197 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:59,033 It's hinge number 853002. 198 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,326 We have it. 199 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,788 It's a bit of a haul, but you're gonna have to go... 234. 200 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,998 Got it. Aisle 34. 201 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,210 Oh, no, no... 234, as in two hundred. 202 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,098 Oh, wow, you just swallow it dry, huh? 203 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:24,100 I'm a professional. 204 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,394 Hmm. 205 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,001 Stop! 206 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:54,713 That was great! Just spectacular. 207 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,258 -Really? -No. 208 00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:00,177 I was just saying something in a convincing way. 209 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:04,098 That's called "acting." Want to give it a try? 210 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,935 Yes, I'm going to act like I wasn't hurt by that comment. 211 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,520 You're even bad at that. 212 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,065 -Sorry I'm late. -Who? 213 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,401 Oh, hi, Robert. 214 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,611 Peter, do you have a moment? 215 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,238 Not really, Robert. 216 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,908 This number is a bust. The play is ruined. 217 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,661 Every bad thing the dead parents of everyone here 218 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,163 ever said about them was true. 219 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,082 I did have a note about this number. 220 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,418 -Oh, you did? -Mm-hmm. 221 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:33,961 What kind of note? 222 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,504 Well... 223 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:40,551 Paul is marching in place, but he should be engaging the audience. 224 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,428 He needs to march down to the front, 225 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,890 sing straight out, and pull all of us into the band. 226 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,268 Hold, everyone! I've had a vision! 227 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:52,146 Paul, you need to march down to the front, 228 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:56,108 sing straight out, and pull all of us into the band. 229 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,318 Take it from the top. 230 00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,243 What did you want to talk about? 231 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,788 - Oh, my God! - My bones! 232 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,625 Terrible note, Robert. 233 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,415 Say you won't replace me. 234 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,334 How could we? 235 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,378 There's just one you. 236 00:13:57,461 --> 00:14:00,881 You just get better and you'll be back treading the boards ASAP. 237 00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,591 Thanks, Peter. 238 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,348 Okay, those legs are dog meat. You've gotta step in and play Harold. 239 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,560 -But you just said you wouldn't-- -Again, acting. 240 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,688 Am I the only one here who knows how to do it? 241 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,314 George could do it. 242 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,276 Look at George! 243 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,070 Do you really think he can pull off pinstripes? 244 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,447 He'll look like a can of Tab in a hat. 245 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,366 Oh, oh. 246 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,326 What about Charlie? He could play Hill. 247 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,203 -I can't do it. -Why not? 248 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,956 I know my strengths, and I don't have any. 249 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,126 -Oh, geez. -There you go, Robert. It's you. 250 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,379 No! It can't be me. I came here today to quit. 251 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,173 -What? -Things have been rough with Sol. 252 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:47,011 We need some time together. I'm taking him on a folk music cruise. 253 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,973 Oh, because marital problems are always solved on open water. 254 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,266 Don't you watch Dateline? 255 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,852 I'll end up on Dateline for sure if we don't make this trip. 256 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,104 There's always time to fix your marriage. 257 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,690 -I need a Harold Hill. -And I need my husband. 258 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:05,446 It pains me to rob the greater San Diego area of my Tappy Award-winning gifts, 259 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,739 but I'm afraid I must. 260 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,909 Wow, Robert, this is rich. 261 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,536 -It's your fault we're in this position. -What?! 262 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:16,498 It's also eerily similar to my favorite part in Showgirls. 263 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,917 You're not hearing me. 264 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,335 Are you hearing yourself? 265 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,003 Look at all these people. 266 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,923 You'd be letting the entire company down. 267 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,049 Think of Charlie. 268 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,509 This is all she has. 269 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,096 Be the first person to ever think about Charlie. 270 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,942 Teddie. How'd you find my house? 271 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,028 You're not the only one with good detective skills. 272 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:50,574 I followed you home and it wasn't easy. You drive like a lunatic. 273 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,242 Well, it's chipmunk mating season-- 274 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,495 You don't get to forgive me. 275 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:55,454 What? 276 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:59,416 You seem to be under the impression that you're the injured party here. 277 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,711 -Well, I am. -Did you know that I had breast cancer? 278 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,839 Oh. No, I didn't. When? 279 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:10,844 Ninety-three to '97. And, oh yes, again briefly in 2003. 280 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:16,892 Of course, my husband wasn't with me for that round because he passed in '99. 281 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,811 I'm sorry. 282 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,230 Well, I'm sorry you had a stroke, 283 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:25,901 but, Frankie, you cut me out of your life after your wedding, 284 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,653 not the other way around. 285 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,363 Because of the thing with Sol. 286 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,032 It was the last straw. You'd always been angry at me. 287 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:36,954 Even before my wedding, it seemed like the happier I was, the madder you got. 288 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,872 And I never really knew why. 289 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,874 Really? You never knew? 290 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:44,837 Well, I thought maybe you were jealous of my hair. 291 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:49,883 Frankie, this is not about Sol being gay or me being spiteful. 292 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:54,054 It's about what you did after Robin died. 293 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,028 I don't know what's keeping Bud. 294 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,738 More distilled water? 295 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,032 No, thanks. I'm stuffed. 296 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:21,457 "Hey, you two. Sorry. Just gonna be another 15 to 175 minutes late." 297 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,127 I think we've been set up. 298 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:26,795 What do you mean? 299 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,132 Bud is trying to force us to spend time together. 300 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,634 Oh, is this because I told him I didn't want to hang out with you? 301 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,679 Wait, hold on a second. 302 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,973 I told him that I didn't want to hang out with you. 303 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,892 Why wouldn't you want to hang out with me? 304 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,063 Gee, I don't know. Because you get an erotic thrill from EpiPens? 305 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,981 Yeah, I know. You think I'm a drip. 306 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,108 At least I pay rent here. 307 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,945 Hey, I paid my rent in fun. 308 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,697 Are you implying that I'm not fun? 309 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,493 No. No. I'm having a blast right now. 310 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,619 Me, too. 311 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,580 Leaving us here alone together was a great idea, Bud. 312 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,251 All right, look. 313 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:12,091 Clearly, he really wants us to be friends. 314 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,176 -It's not like I want to be your enemy. -Yeah. 315 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,386 And I don't want to be your enemy, either. 316 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,014 So, since we both love Bud, 317 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:23,185 do you want to try and, you know... bond? 318 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,686 Okay. Sure. 319 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,397 What's your favorite band? 320 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,484 I don't listen to music. It aggravates my Meniere's disease. 321 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,111 Cool. 322 00:18:58,846 --> 00:18:59,680 There. 323 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,226 Use your grabber! 324 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,980 On the side of your chair! 325 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,818 You gotta yank! 326 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,362 Would you please keep your voice down? 327 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:17,948 There. 328 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,997 Oh! Damn it. 329 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:31,628 Excuse me? Hi. Do you know where the dog condominiums are? Yeah? 330 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,923 -Oh, God. I hate my fucking life. -It goes with the dog houses. 331 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,301 I think it's a brand, maybe? 332 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,180 It's for my girlfriend and her dog. She's pretty particular about... 333 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,308 It had to be a condominium. 334 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,579 Uh... Uh, ma'am, you have to pay for that! 335 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,415 Keep it! 336 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,918 You also have to leave the scooter! 337 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,878 I'll leave it on the curb! 338 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:16,506 Fu... uck! 339 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,302 This isn't about Robin. 340 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,720 Oh, sure it is! 341 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,641 After he died, you did whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted. 342 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,061 You ran off with some guy, then you ran off with some band. 343 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:32,397 You're holding that against me? I had to get out of that house. 344 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,274 Which meant I had to stay. 345 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,485 No. You chose to stay. 346 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,779 How else could you feel like a martyr? 347 00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,113 Why don't you grow up? 348 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,657 I did. 349 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,077 Do you think it was easy to strike out on my own at 18? 350 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,288 I think it's easier to pick up and bail than it is to stay. 351 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,707 No. It was very lonely. 352 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,335 But after Robin, it was just too hard. 353 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,462 Dad was never the same, Mom checked out. 354 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,090 You were always on me about something. 355 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,841 School. Boys. Reefer. 356 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:05,055 Well, apparently not enough, if the choice of your decor is any indication. 357 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,516 Those are collector's items. 358 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,520 I'm sorry you never approved of me, Teddie. 359 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:15,899 But I love my house. I love my life. I'm proud of my family. 360 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,735 And even of my super gay ex, Sol. 361 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,196 Well, then... 362 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,741 So what do you need me for? 363 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,452 Because once upon a time... 364 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,247 you were my best friend. 365 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,458 Don't you think I wanted that to go on? 366 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,212 You were my best friend, but you were also my sister. 367 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,048 -And things were brutal. -That's why I left. 368 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,217 What was there to stay for? 369 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,469 Me. 370 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,892 Officer, this has never happened before, 371 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,061 and it will never, ever happen again. 372 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,356 Yeah, considering the extremely unusual circumstances here, 373 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,567 -I actually believe that. -Yeah. 374 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,986 But I do have to ask if you've been drinking. 375 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,989 You do? Why? 376 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:08,452 Because you hit a police car with a scooter and you smell like Boston. 377 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,498 Well, I have a prescription. 378 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,126 Have one for that flask in your purse? 379 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,926 Girl to girl, what are my options here? 380 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,264 Police officer to drunk lady, I'm gonna have to write you up for public intox. 381 00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:30,724 How you planning on getting home? 382 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:34,728 Excuse me, Officer. Hi. I was just about to drive my friend home. 383 00:22:34,811 --> 00:22:36,438 -That's Barry. -I'm Barry. 384 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,106 Hi, Barry. 385 00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:59,169 Hey! I've been on the folk cruise message boards 386 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:03,423 and people think our surprise special guest might be Dan Fogelberg. 387 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,092 Oh, I think he's dead. 388 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,468 Oh. 389 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:08,053 I should tell them. 390 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,639 How are you? 391 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,390 How'd it go with Peter? 392 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:16,103 Did he cry? Did he yell? Did he call you the C-word? 393 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,938 You won't believe what happened. 394 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,024 -You didn't quit. -No, I quit. 395 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,985 I'm officially no longer Peter's assistant director. 396 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,196 Oh, thank God. You scared me. 397 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,156 Yeah, but when I was doing that, 398 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,201 Paul sort of tumbled off the stage and broke both legs. 399 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,327 -What? -Yes! 400 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:33,328 Is he all right? 401 00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:36,414 Yes, but he's out for the season, bless his heart. 402 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,083 And now... 403 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,961 Peter wants me to play Harold Hill. 404 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,295 Oh. 405 00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,589 I told him I can't, of course. 406 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,008 Oh. 407 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,426 Good. 408 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:53,014 But... you know, he really laid it on thick. 409 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,684 Yeah, I think I know the feeling. 410 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,229 Are we going on this cruise or not? 411 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,440 Well, of course we are. 412 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:03,692 Right? 413 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,235 I thought we were. 414 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:07,946 Well... then we are. 415 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,991 Right? 416 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:14,703 You want me to tell you to go save the show instead. 417 00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,164 Honey. I knew you'd understand. 418 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,790 Because I'm not going to. 419 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,000 Oh. 420 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:24,713 Well, um... I thought we could check if there's another cruise-- 421 00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:27,465 There isn't. It's once a year, and I'm going. 422 00:24:27,924 --> 00:24:31,052 -Whether you come or not. -Oh, you can't go without me. 423 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,137 Sure I can! 424 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,264 I'll be a free man in Paris. 425 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:37,559 Or off the coast of Baja, California. 426 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,145 Let's face it, you didn't want to come anyway. 427 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:43,607 That's not true. I want us to spend some time together. 428 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,609 Not badly enough. 429 00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:51,740 So... you do your thing and I'll do mine. 430 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:54,993 Sol! 431 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,043 Sorry, that was the wind. 432 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,671 That was me! 433 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,564 Before you guys yell at me, 434 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:29,361 I figured a good Escape Room scenario just might... 435 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,907 -Uh, what's going on? -Hey, buddy. 436 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,617 Why don't you come sit down? 437 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,660 -Yeah. -Yeah. 438 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,705 -Is everything okay? -Yeah, sweetie. Come here. 439 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,085 We just, um... we need to talk to you about something. 440 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:48,380 And the important thing to remember is, this is not your fault. 441 00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:53,635 Bud, sometimes two people try very hard to make things work, but... 442 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:57,222 Your brother and I have decided to not like each other... amicably. 443 00:25:58,974 --> 00:25:59,975 What's that supposed to mean? 444 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:03,853 It means that... we both love you very, very much. 445 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,021 So much. 446 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,899 But we're not gonna be hanging out. 447 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,152 Ever. We tried. Very hard. But... 448 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,446 We've grown apart in the last 45 minutes. 449 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,949 Forty, but it feels like 45. Yeah. 450 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:19,411 Wait. So, that's it? You're just gonna stop trying? 451 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,706 -No, little guy. -No, we would never give up on you. 452 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,416 We're just gonna love you separately. 453 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,793 Okay. Okay. 454 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:29,045 I shouldn't have set you up, that's on me. 455 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,589 But you realize how immature this is. 456 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,926 Or is it the most mature thing we could possibly do? 457 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,762 No. No, it's not. What I was doing was mature. 458 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,264 -Tricking us? -Not that part. 459 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,265 All right, Bud... 460 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,978 remember when Mom and Dad told us that they were splitting up? 461 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:48,273 And we didn't know how we were gonna get through it, but we did. 462 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,025 And everything's fine. 463 00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:53,403 You know, it's separate, but it's fine. And we all do things together. 464 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,780 We're friends with Mom. We're friends with Dad. 465 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,033 We're friends with Robert. We know Grace. 466 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,743 And everything's fine. 467 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,578 And everything's fine. 468 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,924 Thank you for the help back there. 469 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,509 Sure, it's no problem. 470 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:21,556 But you did not see me. You did not see that thing that I was driving. 471 00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:23,933 Look, I'm an accountant. I'm used to ignoring the law. 472 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,730 I don't know why I said that. I love the law. 473 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,983 Well, there was this one time, I bought a leather jacket and I-- 474 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,068 -Barry. -Sorry. 475 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,945 -This car ride never happened. -Thank you. 476 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:36,905 Yeah. 477 00:27:38,615 --> 00:27:42,077 Look, I'm probably gonna regret asking this, but... 478 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,205 are you okay? 479 00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:50,502 Look, since this car ride is not happening, 480 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,796 you know, you might as well come clean, right? 481 00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,633 It's my knee. 482 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,552 And I don't want Brianna to know how bad it is, 483 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:04,432 because she is mean and judgmental and she will put me in a home. 484 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,477 If anyone would think it was cool to be drunk in a hardware store, 485 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,728 it's your daughter. 486 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,688 Yeah, she'd probably get a kick out of it. 487 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:14,692 Yeah. And she actually might be... really understanding if... 488 00:28:15,318 --> 00:28:18,029 -I don't know, something was wrong. -Nothing's wrong. 489 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:23,243 Well, except I might be a scooter person after all. 490 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,079 I'm sorry, a "scooter person"? 491 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:27,288 I don't know. 492 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,290 It's like my body is just... 493 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,960 slipping away. 494 00:28:33,002 --> 00:28:35,797 And it's the fucking pits, Barry. 495 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,549 You'll see when you hit 70. 496 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,677 One day it's a hinge, 497 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,721 the next day it's the whole damn house. 498 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,934 Well, the house looks pretty good from where I'm sitting. 499 00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:51,146 Barry, are you hitting on me? 500 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,940 No! No! No! 501 00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,608 That can't be what's happening. No. 502 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,486 All I'm saying is that if you are, you know, over 70, 503 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,531 and you think that's giving you a run for your money, then I'm screwed. 504 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:05,577 I mean, look at you. You know, you're selling sex toys, 505 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,579 and doing your own home renovation. 506 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:11,291 I can barely lift the dog condo on the roof. 507 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:16,421 I don't know what I was thinking trying to fix that... shutter by myself. 508 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,089 Oh, my God! 509 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,884 I still need a hinge. 510 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:23,094 Would you take me to Lowe's? 511 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,096 Sure can do. 512 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,599 Let's plug it in the old navigation. Oh. 513 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,601 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. 514 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,855 I was kidding. I know where it is. 515 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,232 What? 516 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:41,446 Would you believe that I didn't drive on the highway for years 517 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:42,822 because of Robin? 518 00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:45,283 Sometimes I wonder today, 519 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:47,535 you know, with airbags and seat belts-- 520 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,372 Well, I never think about that. But I do wonder what he would look like today. 521 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:54,626 Oh, God, he'd be 50 years old. 522 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:59,923 Frankie, he was six years younger than you. 523 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:02,383 Right, so that would make him... 524 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:06,137 Sixty-eight. 525 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:07,514 Huh. 526 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,182 You never did learn math, did you? 527 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:12,060 I did, but I lost it again at Lollapalooza. 528 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,231 I'm sorry about your husband. 529 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:19,567 I'm sorry about your breast cancer. 530 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,611 No, it's okay. I'm okay. 531 00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:25,949 I had reconstruction, so now I have the bosom of a teenager. 532 00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:33,039 But I'm sorry about all the stuff I missed, particularly your boys. 533 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,291 -I'd love for you to meet them. -Mmm. 534 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,086 You know, we almost named Coyote "Robin," 535 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,588 but I thought it might be too tough. 536 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:43,925 As opposed to "Coyote"? 537 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:45,134 Ha ha. 538 00:30:48,471 --> 00:30:50,807 I probably should be going. 539 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:53,935 -No. No rush. -Oh, no, no. I have papers to mark. 540 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,645 Here. One game? 541 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:02,735 Are you gonna cheat? 542 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,237 Super definitely. 543 00:31:04,779 --> 00:31:06,781 But I don't have any gum on me. 544 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,741 I know what we can use. 545 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,624 You realize your roommate's a drug addict, right? 546 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:18,543 Oh, I know. 547 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,379 -♪ Do you remember what you did? ♪ -♪ Do you remember what you did? ♪ 548 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:24,883 -♪ What you did last night ♪ -♪ What you did last night ♪ 549 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:28,136 -♪ Do you remember what you did? ♪ -♪ Do you remember what you did? ♪ 550 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:31,931 -♪ What you did last night ♪ -♪ What you did last night ♪ 551 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:35,018 ♪ You had your arms around me ♪ 552 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:37,937 ♪ You hugged and squeezed me tight ♪ 553 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,567 -♪ Do you remember what you said? ♪ -♪ Do you remember what you said? ♪ 554 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:46,070 -♪ What you said last night ♪ -♪ What you said last night ♪ 555 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:49,657 -♪ Do you remember what you said? ♪ -♪ Do you remember what you said? ♪ 556 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:53,536 -♪ What you said last night ♪ -♪ What you said last night ♪ 557 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:59,167 ♪ Nobody loves me all night ♪ 558 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:09,969 Okay, good night.